That’s my kid….running up our road because he got kicked off the school bus….again. 🤦🏻♀️ (don’t worry Karen, it’s a private road and I was following closely for the entire 1/2 mile) Why you ask? Because he decided to bully another student. When that student retaliated by flipping a rubber band at him….my kiddo feltContinue reading “Raising tiny humans is hard…”
Author Archives: Mallory Hasler
It was supposed to be a routine trip to the dentist….
My littlest baby child is 9 now. He is phenomenal guys…..like seriously the coolest little dude around. He is hilarious, and most of the time he doesn’t even realize it. He has such a dry sense of humor that you can’t help but crack up when he makes a joke, because of his serious demeanor.Continue reading “It was supposed to be a routine trip to the dentist….”
He’s defective…..I’d like a refund.
It’s been awhile since I’ve updated you all on the freeloaders, so lets catch up. Grab a cup of coffee, have a seat, and let me tell you a story about how incredibly dumb I am. It will be fun, settle in friends. Alright, so you all know that our sweet Bailey had 8 adorableContinue reading “He’s defective…..I’d like a refund.”
That hat though…
This weekend we spent time with family and friends on the water. Our kids were all with their other parents so Andrew and I got some much needed time together. As I watched my husband swim this weekend, I couldn’t help but think of our first summer together, when we were falling in love onContinue reading “That hat though…”
Can we talk about tweens for a moment please?
As most of you know, I’m a mom to two boys of my own and one bonus son. We are a boy household through and through. There is baseball, football, nerf guns, countless nerf bullets, legos, stinky socks, smelly gym clothes, and lots of video games. As a boy mom, I find myself saying thingsContinue reading “Can we talk about tweens for a moment please?”
Stuck in the middle
On a side note, I have to share a good story about the middle with y’all. As I previously mentioned, if there is anything related to the middle, it will likely happen to me. This really is my lot in life, and I’ve accepted it. Now, I can make fun of the irony in theContinue reading “Stuck in the middle”
Back to School!!
Y’all…..this week holds one of my favorite days of the year. It’s right up there with Christmas and my birthday, I mean it may not be my number one favorite day….but it’s definitely top 5. It’s BACK TO SCHOOL!! My Facebook is flooded with the obligatory back to school pictures. The kids look perfect, everyContinue reading “Back to School!!”
Visiting the In-Laws
This weekend we went my husbands home town to visit his family. The journey from our house to theirs takes about 4.5 hours and is filled with beautiful scenery and amazing sites! That’s a lie, they live in Kansas, in case you all haven’t been there yet….don’t go. There really isn’t much to see asideContinue reading “Visiting the In-Laws”
It’s a boy! Umm….hold on…
Let’s talk about the tiny freeloaders today, because as cute as they are….let’s face it, puppies are disgusting. I mean, don’t get me wrong, after their bath, I love to snuggle them. However, aside from that 5 minute window of time, I’m mostly over them and their freeloading ways. Get a job freeloaders!! And takeContinue reading “It’s a boy! Umm….hold on…”
Why not add one more….
This week, I volunteered to watch my nephew because I don’t already have enough going on. His mom has some appointments and I’m trying to be a good aunt. Also, I’m not usually known for being the “nice” one in the family, so when I have the opportunity to score some points, I try toContinue reading “Why not add one more….”
The Mommy Chronicles 